【Emiko】A crazy class

 

 

大約自三年級開始，Emiko開始和男生『分二邊』，雖然心中還是有心怡、暗戀的男同學。但，對於大多數的男生她是不太喜歡，甚至有些仇視的。

 

這種狀況在英文補習班也是一樣的，分組的時候絕對不和男同學一組，這回的英文作業她更是盡其所能的醜化男同學。

 

對於她這樣的想法我沒有很努力的修正她(偶爾還是會念她幾句)。因為，我很確定再過不了幾年她就會愛上某位男生，然後沈浸在戀愛的甜蜜中。接著發現，男生並不如自己想像的那麼討厭。這，應該也算是成長的過程吧！

 

 

底下是她這週英文補習班的作業，寫一篇文章。

 

 

A crazy class

On Monday September 10,2266, a new teacher came to Safety elementary school, 403 class.  “Hello, kids! I’m your new teacher – Ms. Victoria!”  Girls clapped their hands.  Boys were making a stupid plan to make fun of this gentle new teacher.  A boy told this to another friends, “ We can make she crazy first, and throw some eggs, then we can have fun!”  Girls were talking about how to make teacher happy and tell boys to shut up.

Then, the Math class started.  A girl raised her hand, but a boy raise his feet faster.  He asked, “Teacher, do you know how do girls grow up?”  Other boys laughed, but Ms. Victoria got so angry!  She screamed, ”Don’t make this clean class dirty! That’s really indecent!”  Boys got excited and flushed, they shout,” The teacher can’t get angry about any questions~”  Then they threw many broken eggs to her.

Girls cried out a loud, “ OH! Anyway, you can’t throw eggs to the teacher.  And, your question isn’t about math!  You all need to shut up!”  Boys retorted, “ But, you’re no way to scream in the class! And …and …”  Then girls smiled, “ Now, we win.  You should clean up Mr. Victoria and close your mouth.  Okay?”

All boys feeling sad.  “ Sorry, Ms. Victoria.  We shouldn’t do that of fun.  Can you forgive us?”  They cried.  She said as if nothing had happened, “It’s okay, boys.”  So, Ms. Victoria and her friskful students all have quite time in 403 class!

註：改變，通常不會是件太壞的事。從無名搬到Blogger，這是第一篇發的記錄文。發現，Blogger的使用介面更加方便、人性呢！這可以大大減少我發文的時間，尤其是發照片記錄文。